Polymorphisms & Other misadventures

The random ramblings of Poly.
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Matthew Thomas Moulton (via consentacle)
coelasquid:

seedatart:

You don’t have enough badges to hit me!

This thing is a thing I enjoy.

coelasquid:

seedatart:

You don’t have enough badges to hit me!

This thing is a thing I enjoy.

So much feels and only three deaths ! o//

croclock a réagi à votre billet : *~ Roslin ~*
I ABOSLUTELY LOVE ALL THE HEADCANONS AND THE SECOND ONE IS THE CUTEST THING AWWWWWWWWWWWW

I HAVE A HUNDRED MORE OF THESE <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 

Asker aorin Asks:
*~ Roslin ~*
poly-morph poly-morph Said:

  • Who I pair them with : Ser Floppy Fish.
  • Who I hate them with : STOP SAYING SHE WAS BETHRODED TO ROBB FFS HE WAS SUPPOSE TO CHOOSE THERE’S LIKE A 1/100 CHANCE FOR HIM TO PICK HER SO IF YOU WANNA SHIP THEM IT’S FINE BUT STOP SAYING THEY WERE BETHRODED OKAY
  • Why I like/hate them : For pretty much the same reasons I love Sansa. She’s just an average girl trying her best to survive and struggle in this dangerous and unwelcoming world. She may be weak but she’s a genuinely honest and pure person, and in my book, it wins her more awards than all the bravery in the world.
  • Favourite physical feature : Teeth :’D
  • Least favourite quality in the character : NOTHING!! MY FREY PRINCESS IS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY OKAY !!!
  • 3 Headcanon’s : 
  1. Despite being physically identical to her mother, she has her “Old Walder” moments. Along with the characteristic “Heh”, she’s very pragmatic and able to take cruel decisions if needed. That’s why she’s the one doing the discipline of her kids. They’re completely terrified of her when she’s angry. (and Edmure too)
  2. She’s very superstitious and actually believed the tales of Robb turning into a direwolf at night. It scared her a lot - even more than the perspective of settling in the North - so kinda wished she wouldn’t be picked.
  3. Edmure taught her how to swim :’3
  • My OTP for said character : DUUHHH.

nsfwsb:

tumblr does for social justice what peta does for animal rights

(via hysteriasponge)

Asker croclock Asks:
*** e d m u r e ***
poly-morph poly-morph Said:

  • Who I pair them with : RRRRRRRROSLINNNNNNN
  • Who I hate them with : With anyone else really Ummmm you know I don’t usually judge and I’m often open-minded but with Sansa it’s just…Wrong. Like. ÜBER-WRONG.
  • Why I like/hate them : OH BOY WHERE DO I START. I think I like him the same reason everyone else does ? Because he tries so hard ? And I love watching him fail. He’s just a kind-hearted, goofy, adorable dork. And I’m always going for the “funny average joe” over the “garystuesque hero” any day.
  • Favourite physical feature : DAT POUT.
  • Least favourite quality in the character : You know I love your bad luck Tully, but PLEASE DON’T LET THAT KILL YOU OKAY ???
  • 3 Headcanon’s : Oh boy, where do I start again I HAVE SO MANY.
  1. At first he was glad Catelyn got to stay in Riverrun during the rebellion but when he saw all of her attention focused on baby Robb he was SUPER-JEALOUS of him.
  2. He gets reunited with Roslin several years after the war-shitstorm, so by the time they get together, Trebuchet is a few years old and super-attached to his mommy. He has a very hard time bonding with his son AND getting Roslin’s attention back. But they’re working on it.
  3. He sucks at shooting arrows but he’s actually a skilled fighter, and a VERY good brawler. It comes from years of experience of drunk-battles in taverns.
  • My OTP for said character : DUHHH.

Miranda Lawson or Morrigan! Take your pick. :3
poly-morph poly-morph Said:

Well Morrigan since I just did Miranda !

  • Who I pair them with : Alistaiiirrrrrrrrrrr
  • Who I hate them with : Garystu Cousland
  • Why I like/hate them : I really like her evolution. Especially in the “friendship” route more than in the romance. (seriously, it looks like the romance and the friendship have been written by two different persons ?…) She can be a bit Tsundere at some points but she’s also genuinely badass so it works very well.
  • Favourite physical feature : Dem eyes.
  • Least favourite quality in the character : As I said : the romance is just clunky.
  • 3 Headcanon’s : 
  1. I think she was actually very sad to have to get rid of Flemeth.
  2. Her demon-child’s name will be Gideon.
  3. She chose this one because she believed that, if Alistair was here, he would give him a very stupid and old-fashioned name and that’s the ugliest she could think of.
  • My OTP for said character : Morristair 5ever.
Miranda~
poly-morph poly-morph Said:

  • Who I pair them with : M!Shepard or F!Shep. Liara can be fun too. (speshully for the babies)
  • Who I hate them with : It can be tempting to pair her with TIM but I think it doesn’t work very well.
  • Why I like/hate them : She’s just so. Classy. She doesn’t take shit from anybody. She’s hardworking. She kicks serious asses. But she has morale and standards which make her a very “good person”. She’s just generally a very reliable friend and a trustworthy ally.
  • Favourite physical feature : DAT ASS A very lovely smile. (I have a thing for crooked teeth)
  • Least favourite quality in the character : I wished we exactly knew what happened with her father, bcz she talks about him SO MUCH, it sometimes feel like she’s exaggerating ?
  • 3 Headcanon’s : 
  1. Leya has a kind of “mother complex” with Miranda. Since she’s the one that “brought her back to the world”, she has a tendency to rely on her blindly.
  2. She actually loves wearing large t-shirts and hoodies to lazy around at home.
  3. After the war, she’ll appropriate herself former resources of Cerberus and will create the human task force she always dreamt Cerberus to be.

xsweetkyandi:

  • Who I pair them with
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  • Why I like/hate them
  • Favourite physical feature
  • Least favourite quality in the character
  • 3 Headcanon’s
  • My OTP for said character

(via croclock)

misslupotter:

Team Dragonstone… Assemble!

Team Dragonstone by *lubyelfears

I dedicate this trio to all my fellow Stannis and Co. fans.

Yesssssssssssss finally omigod they’re gorgeoussssssssssssss

Asker emedeme Asks:
Please, cosplay Old Walda Frey.
poly-morph poly-morph Said:

I would need people carrying me on my chair everywhere, plus a half naked man following me everywhere to make my latest husband.

It would be so cool.