When I see people being upset that female genitalia and attributes are being used as an insult, I like to remind that in french, “moule”, litterally “clam”, an argotic word for vagina, is used as “insolent luck” in the vulgar language.
Like, “avoir trop de moule” or “un coup de moule”, litterally “having lots of clam(vagina)" or "strike of clam(vagina)" means you’re unusually, unfairly lucky.
And I think that’s beautiful.
Maria Hill irritably recruiting the latest batch of SHIELD
"Earn $45K a year or for as long as you manage to avoid catching a bullet with your face."
"Medical and dental and the occasional accidental chemical exposure that might turn you into the next Bruce Banner! And if you think that’s a perk you should work in R&D."
"Free housing as long as you don’t mind living in Hawkeye’s building. He’s a shit landlord but his dog is cute."
"You get to be in the vicinity of pretty people like Captain America, Thor and me. Mostly me. Yelling at you. Occasionally Agent Carter. Also yelling at you."
"Lower level interns may only refer to Agent Romanoff by her codename: Black Widow. Only agents with level 6 or above clearance may refer to her as She Who Doesn’t Fucking Clean The Microwave After Her Hot Pocket Explodes All Over It Jesus Fuck."
"There’s no glamour in spying, people. Long hours. Shady missions. Morally dubious choices that will keep you up at night, eating at your soul from the inside out. On the plus side, you will be assigned a catsuit and they make your ass look great.”
"After the whole Hydra incident, everyone who was sorted into Slytherin in Pottermore is officially banned from recruitment … what do you mean that’s not a rigorous personality test."
istg steam tried to prevent me to install my own skyrim game that i paid 100€ in collector edition because the activation code was tied to my bf’s account.
learning to draw is like driving on the highway like yeah sure you need to be watching other people but you REALLY need to focus on your own lane and your own destination or youre gonna follow that stupid fucking minivan all the way to tuskegee and then what. you didnt want to go to tuskegee. why did you follow that van look now youre in fucking tuskegee.
who? | only know their name | loathe | ugh | overrated | indifferent | dead | more alive than ur favs | just okay | cute | badass | my baby | hot | want to marry | favorite
MY TROUT PRINCE ITS GONNA BE OK IM WATCHING OVER YOU
Thank you for ordering it !
I’m still working on it though ! I’m currently redrawing the Wedding Banquet scene, to include the highest contributors in it, and then we’ll have to organize everything so the strips are coherent (damn me and my chaotic panels placements…)
In the meantime i’m preparing my moving to Finland so it’s not easy to keep track of everything ! I’ll do my best so you guys don’t have to wait but I can’t promise a precise date !
To keep you waiting, here is Hades’ castle :