Polymorphisms & Other misadventures

The random ramblings of Poly.
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dantrogaming:

FTL: Faster Than Light Is now on sale on steam for $3.99 

This “spaceship simulation roguelike-like” allows you to take your ship and crew on an adventure through a randomly generated galaxy filled with glory and bitter defeat.

I just bought it and you should too. 

I just started it and oh my god it’s so awesome. It’s kicking my ass, but I’m loving it.

danis-foolery-of-hearts:

gamers-de-culto:

Sir Michael

stop right there, smooth criminal scum

danis-foolery-of-hearts:

gamers-de-culto:

Sir Michael

stop right there, smooth criminal scum

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linndechir:

Robert was the true steel. Stannis is pure iron, black and hard and strong, yes, but brittle, the way iron gets. He’ll break before he bends. And Renly, that one, he’s copper, bright and shiny, pretty to look at but not worth all that much at the end of the day.


I mentioned this a few days…

electro-monk:

"Stop blaming the writers!!!"

THEN WHOSE//???? RESPONSIBILITY???? IS IT????

The marketers, the producers, the TV Channel, the analysts, the statisticians, the advertisers, the executives, etc, etc.

This guy just casually went to pick up his girlfriend with his boat like wtf is that country even real

Your voice sounds completely different in different languages. It alters your personality somehow. I don’t think people get the same feeling from you. The rhythm changes. Because the rhythm of the language is different, it changes your inner rhythm and that changes how you process everything.

When I hear myself speak French, I look at myself differently. Certain aspects will feel closer to the way I feel or the way I am and others won’t. I like that—to tour different sides of yourself. I often find when looking at people who are comfortable in many languages, they’re more comfortable talking about emotional stuff in a certain language or political stuff in another and that’s really interesting, how people relate to those languages.
Francois Arnaud for Interview Magazine (via iraplastic)

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aorin:

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The guy at McDonalds asked me if I wanted a toy in my Happy Meal.

OF COURSE I WANT THE FUCKING TOY WHY WOULD I ORDER A HAPPY MEAL IF NOT FOR THE TOY

I AM 25 DUDE AND I WANT THAT PLASTIC DRAGON OKAY NOW DO YOUR JOB AND STOP ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS

dashofeccentricity:

I’m reading “A Storm of Swords”. I just threw it at the wall. I REALLY hate House Frey right now.

WTF FINLAND I CAME HERE FOR THE NICE REFRESHING BREEZE OF THE NORTH WHAT KIND OF HEAT IS THAT

IM SERIOUSLY DISAPPOINTED AND I WANT A REFUND

the-orator:

gggg I’m starting to get interested in playing Dark Souls II

but…

its Dark Souls….

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If I finished Dark Souls 2, anyone can !

My tips for “DS2 for Noobs” :

  • Choose your class carefully. You’re gonna be stuck with it all along, so dont hesitate to give it a couple of tries, and read their characteristics on the wiki before you really start for good. Remember that every class has it pros and cons, you wont have a perfect class, just one that suits you.
  • Use this map. Not predefined game routes, because you can explore the areas in the order you feel like, so don’t panic if a playthrough doesnt follow yours. 
  • When you meet an NPC, talk to them until you circle through their dialog. They wont open their shop/give you items until you’ve talked to them enough.
  • WATCH YOUR EVERY STEP. AND LOOK AROUND CORNERS BEFORE YOU ENTER A ROOM
  • Take care of your weapon of choice and upgrade it anytime you can - throw away the rest.
  • Have a mentor, a guy that can just give you a couple of advices instead of having to read a heavy, spoilery wiki (Hello Coffee o/).
  • Running is not shameful. If you have a light armor class, prepare to run and zigzag galore.
  • DO A BARREL ROLL. ALL THE TIME.
  • Dont look for the story. It’s just not there.
  • Enjoy the pretty scenery (before it kills you)
  • Dying is part of the fun. Yeah, really !

Dont hesitate to ask for some more precise advices !

ADVENTURE TIME !!

There’s a difference between having high standards and being ungrateful
François Descraques.

fireandlunch:

roobbstark:

I honestly saw this as a way of George telling D&D to fuck themselves

honestly this is a way for him to begin differentiating the novels from the show. which is needful because he wants people to still purchase his novels that come out after the show and seemingly tell the same story (but dont!)

and maybe a little bit of an FU.

Why would he say fuck you to the executive producers of the show he is actively working on and actually writing episodes of. Why would he say fuck you to his collaborators.

Why do people keep using “D&D” as the figure of all evil, like an almighty Voldemort, yet ignore that the show is crafted by a whole team of analysts, producers, marketers and creators ?

Why do people keep antagonizing both works as if they couldn’t coexist together ?