Polymorphisms & Other misadventures

The random ramblings of Poly.
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oedipusmotherfuckingtyrannus:

PROCNE AND TEREUS WERE MARRIED. HOW FUCKING CUTE. BUT PROCNE’S SISTER PHILOMELA WAS HOTTER THAN HER, AND TEREUS TOTALLY WANTED TO TAP THAT.

HE PRETENDED THAT HIS WIFE WAS FUCKING DEAD SO HE COULD FUCK HER SISTER. WHAT A COMPLETE ASSHOLE. HE EVEN HAS PROCNE’S TONGUE CUT OUT AND STICKS HER WITH THE SLAVES SO NOBODY WOULD EVER THINK SHE WAS ALIVE. OF COURSE HE COULDN’T JUST FUCKING KILL HER, THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN FAR TOO EASY.

BUT PROCNE WRITES HER SISTER A MESSAGE ON A FUCKING TAPESTRY TO SAY THAT SHE IS VERY MUCH ALIVE AND FUCKING HATES HER HUSBAND. EVERYONE HATES TEREUS. ESPECIALLY HIS BROTHER WHO HE THEN KILLS BECAUSE OF SOME PROPHECY SHIT. 

SO THE LADIES PLOTTED REVENGE IN THE MOST OBVIOUS FUCKING WAY: CHILD-KILLING AND CANNIBALISM. PROCNE GRABS HER OWN SON, KILLS HIM AND BOILS HIM UP FOR DADDY’S DINNER. YUM.

HE SOON REALISES WHAT FUCKERY HAS HAPPENED WHEN THE SISTERS SHOW UP WITH HIS SON’S SEVERED HEAD AND HE RUNS AFTER THEM WITH A FUCKING AXE.

BUT BY NOW THE GODS ARE FUCKING BORED OF THIS SHIT SO THEY TURN ALL THREE FUCKERS INTO BIRDS; PROCNE INTO A SWALLOW, PHILOMELA A NIGHTINGALE AND TEREUS A FUCKING HOOPOE. CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKERS.

preggie-rosie

There were several mistakes on the Poly Shop and I fixed them !

  • Paypal works, yay !
  • I hadnt noticed that the shipping fees were outrageously high by default. Now they’re at a decent price ! Worldwide for 3.50$ !

Come and grab your Game of Thrones tarot deck !

Hi, dears! I was wondering if you could possibly promote us? Smutty-Westeros is a fanworks exchange, for writers and artists alike. Signups for round two are open, so it would be much appreciated if you could let your followers know! Thanks so much! <3
poly-morph poly-morph Said:

dirtygot:

Go and spread the smut ! 

I’m so doing this.
Who’s with me ?

You think you know your friends and suddenly they tell you their favourite character is Arya.

check your bank account

go sit in a corner

cry

noseperiod:

GRANDPA TYWIN

(via loudchai)

clothobuerocracy:

sunshineface0014:

ridge:

it’s weird how people talk bad about strippers but no one says anything about the people who go to see them

!!!!!!!!!

Who’s worse? The woman who dances on a pole making $600 a day or the man stepping out on his wife and family to throw singles at a complete stranger?

Nobody ; because anyone can do whatever the fuck they want to, you bunch of judgemental pricks.

(via o-efialtis-tis-persefonis)

Asker shaydh Asks:
4, 6, 27!
poly-morph poly-morph Said:

4: Worst game you’ve ever played?

Oh god. Hum. There are games that are huge disappointments to me (Twilight Princess or DA2) but that are still objectively decent. I’m gonna go with Two Worlds, which is REALLY a half-assed, broken game, that is ESPECIALLY bad in french because the dubbing is one of the worst i’ve ever heard.

6: A game that’s changed you the most?

Mass Effect. No need to even develop.

27: Has there ever been a moment that has made you cry?

I cried my heart and soul during ME3’s credits. (not to mention the pause i had to make to go in the other room shed a tear for Legion, and the fact that i cant see the word “seashell” without tearing up)

I cry every time Link plays the Ballad of the Windfish with Marin.

I cried for Locke & Rachel.

I have tears in my eyes when I hear Mario 64’s credit music. 

And surely many, many more.

Asker loudchai Asks:
What was the first video game you ever played?
poly-morph poly-morph Said:

That’s a tough oneeee

because i “watched” my brother play videogames a lot before playing them. I guess my first vidyagames were little platformers like mario when my bro left his super nes unattended in the livingroom, but my big, first meeting with videogames, the one that marked me the most, was when I watched him play Shining in the Darkness.

Asker makerofstuff Asks:
video games! 15!
poly-morph poly-morph Said:

15: Which two games do you think would make an awesome crossover?

Let’s have a big “D-series Gangbang” with DragonsDogma, Darksouls and DeepDown.

8!(soundtrack) 16!(character you hate) 17!(game you never told anyone you play)
poly-morph poly-morph Said:

Best soundtrack : Hard to choose, but probably the one I’m listening right now actually, Divinity 2 - Ego Draconis.

Character I hate most would probably be Tingle from Zelda because he makes me very uncomfortable and he’s pretty useless.

A game I dont tell I play would mean I’m ashamed of it and there’s no shame in liking something. Even my “guilty pleasures” like the Sims or Katawa Shojo, they’re still solid, enjoyable games.

shaydh:

1: Do you try to stay away from walkthroughs?
2: Company you’re always loyal to?
3: Best game you’ve ever played?
4: Worst game you’ve ever played?
5: A popular series/game you just can’t get into no matter how much you try?
6: A game that’s changed you the most?
7: A game you’ll never forget?
8: Best soundtrack?
9: A game you turn your volume off every time you play it?
10: A game you’ve completely given up on?
11: Hardest game you’ve played?
12: Shortest time you’ve beaten a game in?
13: A game you were the most excited for when it wasn’t released yet?
14: A game you think would be cool if it had voice acting?
15: Which two games do you think would make an awesome crossover?
16: Character you’ve hated most? From what game?
17: What game do you never tell people you play?
18: A game you wish your friends knew about?
19: Which game do you think deserves a revival?
20: What was the first video game you ever played?
21: How old were you when you first played a video game?
22: If you could immerse yourself in any game for one day, which game would it be? What would you do?
23: Biggest disappointment you’ve had in gaming?
24: Casual, Hardcore, or in the middle?
25: Be honest; have you ever used cheats (like ActionReplay or Gameshark)?
26: Handheld or console?
27: Has there ever been a moment that has made you cry?
28: Which character’s clothes do you wish you owned the most?
29: Which is more important, gameplay or story?
30: A game that hasn’t been localized in your country that you think should be localized?

Dunno why I suddenly wanted to draw the High Sparrow (feat. Osney’s feet)